1. Your language = Yiddish that no people in the Middle East knew how to speak.
2. Your food = gefilte fish that nobody in the Middle East had even heard of.
3. You have got more than 40 genetic diseases and 6 mental illnesses that no other people in the world suffer from except for the Ashkenazi.
4. You cannot be distinguished from the Germans or the French or the British because you are just another group of Europeans.
5. I dare you to mention just one thing that the Ashkenazi have in common with the people of the Middle East.