Your language = Yiddish.
Your food = gefilte fish.
Your culture = you got no culture of your own.
Your DNA = 100% European.
Your face = resembles the French, the British, the Germans, but no resemblance to the people of the Middle East.
There are no people anywhere in the Middle East that the Ashkenazi can claim to be related to.
Please tell us how exactly are the European Jews connected to Palestine and to the Middle East?