This creature’s real Ashkenazi name = Mileikowsky.
His country of origin = Lithuania.
His main Ashkenazi cuisine = gefilte fish.
Nothing about this creature is Middle Eastern but 100% European.
He never gets up to speak anywhere without making sure to tell the people that he is no ordinary human being but a Hebrew. I wonder if he realizes that it is 100% impossible for an Ashkenazi to be a Hebrew because the Ashkenazi is in fact 100% European.