I. Haniyeh would probably be alive with his grandkids bouncing on his knees, if he had not been a victim of UNRWA schooling and then chose to become an UNRWA teacher himself; guaranteeing a fast-track career up the jihadi hierarchy. The greed for power often results in the need for early retirement. Now for eternity himself, Soleimani and many more can exchange stories of their greatness.