REPORTING THE NITTY GRITTY
Roto Reuter reporter: Your Honorable Eiraab Lazzarone, with respect our readers would like to know where the Gazan freedom fighters obtained all the balloons that were used successfully Operation Al-Aqsa Burning.
Eirabb Lazzaron: Some balloons arrived as toys for the children and the other ‘balloons’ arrived as playthings for the adults.
Roto Reuter reporter: Thank you, but the readers would also like to understand how both types were able to raise magically into the air against the forces of gravity.
Eirabb Lazzaron: Actually it was not magic, it was our clever over-ordering of the lightest-element to be delivered to the freedom fighters’ hospital operational depots. The lightest element is capable of allowing all Earthly masses to raise upwards towards the Heavens. It is only a question of quantity.
Roto Reuter reporter: Honorable Eiraab, may I ask that you provide for us a demonstration of the balloon preparation?
Eirabb Lazzaron: Would you prefer to see the child balloon or the adult balloon?
Roto Reuter reporter: Since or readers and viewers are adults, I would kindly request you to demonstrate the use of the one for adults. Please be patient while I attach a necessary zoom lens.