Hahaha – let me tell you a true story: a Polish Jew by the name of David Ben-Gurion was speaking at the United Nations and then he interrupted his speech to tell them that even though he was speaking to them in English, he was actually thinking in Hebrew. Are you laughing? You should be laughing because the language of the man going back a thousand years was Yiddish and not Hebrew and in fact, Herzl said that there were no Jews anywhere on the planet who knew how to speak Hebrew. So the man went to night school to learn Hebrew and then he began to brag that Hebrew was his native language.