Apparently a real Westworld theme park is being opened somewhere to the east of Cyprus.The theme is Dystopian.
It differs to the TV show and movies in that no robots will be used due to the expense of manufacturing and maintaining them.Instead you can open fire on real life civilians with some of the most modern weapons known to man.There will be no clean up operation for the dead,instead a bulldozer will add them to the rubble.
The park is going through it`s final tests,most of the ground is cleared and buildings flattened so the civilians have limited options to shelter and hide,the last of the medical facilities are disappearing as we speak.
You can choose to enter the park as either a soldier,a settler or even as a pilot.
The pilot is the most expensive option and this is the choice if you want the most bang for your buck.
The soldier is the medium priced option,good if you want to get close up and personal with a rocket launcher or a sniper rifle.
The cheapest option is the settler,this is the number one choice for people on a limited budget.We expect this option to be the favourite of people that like to get `Biblical` on their victims.
Anyone wondering about killing civilians,don`t worry.There are no legal implications,no-one is going to get sued or brought to justice as the park owners have friends in very high places,the highest of places in fact.
It has just come to our attention that there will be a further option to join in the fun,the drone pilot.
This option is for the couch potatoes who like to keep their `hands clean`.They can live on a different continent and still join in the killing,we expect this option to be our most popular,there is great interest in this option already, particularly from North America
You need to book quickly as tickets are selling fast.
Contact:
www.GazaWorld@IDF.com
