jihadi: hey … salam, i need a bag of abu hilalain
shifty hospital guard: dispensary for all pills
jihadi: i already tried but they are all out
shifty: why do you need those courage enhancers anyways
jihadi: it’s easier to follow orders, especially haram orders, sinwar says pop one and all is fine
shifty: same problem here at the hospital, we get some haram as well
hamax jihadi: nothing beats the syrian hilalain though
shifty: i would not know, no need, we use alkulurufurm
jihadi: may the our rockets and their missiles explode away from you
shifty: thanks and the same to you … inshallah brother
