[Emphasis added]: “Its so sad to see you struggling with English sentences.” π π It’s called an apostrophe, Borat!* π π π π [More emphasis added]: “Would it help you if I used smaller words ?” Would it help you if I told your handlers how punctuation works in my language? π π π (Fun fact: this isn’t gonna get any less entertaining to me, GenitalJuice! π π :D)
“I would have gone easier on you if I had known you had learning disabilities.” A-l-so you: “The kids should all come back the next day wearing scarves that have a picture of the person issuing the ban right next to a equal sign…” We say “an equal sign” where I’m from, Prof. Wordsmith. π π π “Have you ever noticed how quick they are to try and avoid autopsies?” π π Even if you could try to say that formally and correctly, Professor— it wouldn’t make you sound any saner! π π π “I wonder if they have organs like humans do.” So— is it congenital or contagious, GenomeAbuse? π π π
You’re funny, safe-spacer (I mean— even by the standards of this page). π π π I get it: you “true believers” are having another rough week. π π π If you could stop self-owning for maybe a second or two— you might realize you arrived late to this page’s group-therapy-session circle jerk!! π π π π
*Footnote: I would tell you to look up a “big word” like “contractions,” but— you would assume it’s what you go through in your “transitional” pregnancies! π π π