You say you are a Hebrew? That is just as ridiculous as a Nigerian saying he is Norwegian. There is absolutely nothing about the Ashkenazi that is Middle Eastern and yet they have the goddamn nerve to claim to be from the Middle East that makes them such shameless liars. The European Jews are living in humiliation today because after boasting for so many centuries that they are God’s most chosen people, DNA arrived and hit them in the head when it was confirmed that they are actually 100% European.