1. The number of people in the Middle East that the European Jews can claim that they are related to = 0.
2. The amount of Middle Eastern DNA that the European Jews can claim to have = 0.
3. The number of Muslim countries where the European Jews can claim they lived before arriving in Palestine as parasitic Zionists = 0.
4. The number of Middle Eastern cuisines that the European Jews can claim they knew how to cook before arriving in Palestine as parasitic Zionists = 0.
5. The number of Middle Eastern languages that the European Jews knew how to speak before arriving in Palestine as parasitic Zionists = 0.