You look very ridiculous as a white man claiming that you originated from the Middle East and yet nothing about you is Middle Eastern:
not the way you look = European
not the way you cook = gefilte fish
not your language = Yiddish
not your genetic diseases = you have got your very own 40 genetic diseases
not your mental illnesses = you have got six your very own mental illnesses
not your cultures = you have got no culture of your own
not your DNA = 100% European
Why don’t you feel embarrassed walking around in Palestine as a white man and at the same time claiming to be a Hebrew?