Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, and Smotrich at a war cabinet meeting:
Netanyahu: Crap. I need this war to last longer so I don’t go to jail, and then the Hague. Any ideas?
Smotrich: We could re-occupy Gaza! It’ll be great! Screw the US! Let’s do it!
Ben-Gvir: Bibi, we’ve got to kill them all – screw the hostages, go in with nukes!
Netanyahu: Won’t we get fallout in our cities if we do that? Oh! Another catastrophe, I’ll be needed to head up the recovery efforts! No jail time for me!
Smotrich: Isn’t it time for lunch? I’ve been hankering for a nice, greasy cheeseburger!
Ben-Gvir: We had cheeseburgers yesterday. What are you, Wimpy from Popeye? Anyway, kill them all! There are no innocents! Kill the hostages, and the people protesting, too! Send some Mossad hit teams to every European capital, and have them assassinate anybody protesting! Time to take the gloves off!
Netanyahu: I’ll give Sleepy Joe a call and we can all go out for lunch together. I need him to send me more ammunition for our invasion of Lebanon. He’s an idiot, but he’s my idiot. Let’s go.
Smotrich: We don’t need the US! Screw Joe Biden!
Ben-Gvir: Can we wait until we get the next shipment of M-16s? I promised my settler buddies them several moths ago. We can’t defend ourselves from infants and children without them.
Netanyahu: He’s right. Hand jobs for everyone! Where’s my Hello Kitty outfit? Smotrich, you get to be the chairman of the ICJ today. Tell me again and again what a bad boy I’ve been!