How about this: I deny that the Ashkenazi are the descendants of the Hebrews, I deny that the Ashkenazi had ever lived anywhere in the Middle East before 1882, I deny that the Ashkenazi are related to any people in the Middle East, I deny that Arabic cuisines are Ashkenazi cuisines, I deny that the Ashkenazi have any right to be in Palestine except as tourists, I deny that Hebrew is the language of the Ashkenazi because Yiddish is.
