Hey, you can write an updated version of the Book of Joshua !
“The problem of violence in the Old Testament doesn’t involve what we’d call mere criminality. The real problem is divinely sanctioned, divinely commanded violence, and particularly, the commands to annihilate the inhabitants of Canaan. These sound to our modern ears like ethnic cleansing, genocide.”
Blame it on G-d or the Cananites themselves.
[A reoccurring fabrication]