If you happen to believe in “rutting gophers”, baboons and poodles are able to bear offspring, I would assume you believe that the Ashkenazis are Semites as well.
Where did all those “white” Jews come from if what your “stats” tell us?
Western “Jews” may not be inbred, but it appears they preferred non-Jewish Slavs (thus the light skin and hair and the blue eyes).
Change the surname and it is off to the races.
Voilà – Moishe Velvel is transformed into Michael Wolf.