You are the one claiming to be a person from the Middle East and yet you are just another white man like the Germans! It must be very embarrassing for a white man to find himself walking around in a region inhabited by dark-skinned people claiming to be indigenous to that land! Imagine how ridiculous it would be for the Irish to claim to be Japanese! The entire world would be laughing at them – and yet – the claim by the Ashkenazi to originate in Palestine is just as ridiculous but not too many people are laughing! I wonder why that is!