Breaking news: a million Nigerians have arrived in Norway claiming that they were the original Norwegians but they left the country centuries ago because of extreme cold weather in Norway so they went looking for warmer weather in Nigeria. They said that the reason why they are called Nigerians is because people do not know how to correctly say ‘Norwegians’. They are saying that if the Jews were given land after they claimed that they used to live there 2000 years ago, why shouldn’t Norway be partitioned for the Nigerians because the Nigerians left Norway only 1,000 years ago? The UN General Assembly is scheduled to meet next week to discuss this issue.