Re: US conducts 1st airdrop of humanitarian aid into Gaza

omar (pita delivery boy): uncle sinfart, what are those things floating down from that big bird in the sky?
sinfart: my dear omar, those are haram fast manna deliveries from the western armies
omar: uncle sinfart, will they put our pita baking out of business?
sinfart: do not worry omar, our ovens are producing over two million pitas a day
omar: inshallah uncle, can we reuse those big umbrellas that come down with the manna?
sinfart: yes omar, we can use them to tie around the olive trees for harvesting, we reuse all that they send us
omar: uncle sinfart, but how do we reuse the ones that explode, killing, injuring and knocking down everything?
sinfart: oh omar, those are the most important things that we welcome, with out those exploding things, we can get our funding for the resistance, do you understand this young omar
omar: yes … of course uncle sinfart, we live to die, then die to live once again
sinfart: good boy omar, i see the unrwa schooling has helped you understand the value of death

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