Hey mom it is me your son Jerkoff boy Grish, I just got back in town yesterday. I am going to be doing my thing at Avery Fisher Hall this weekend. Tickets are only five dollars and all proceeds will go to charity. Complementary umbrellas and ponchos will be given out in the lobby. It is going to be a great show mom, wanna come and watch, you can bring aunt Sadie. Has she ever seen me do my thing?