1. if the way you look is foreign to the Middle East and you cannot be distinguished from the Germans or the French or the British,
2. if you have absolutely nothing in common with the people of the Middle East,
3. if you have got 40 genetic diseases and 6 mental illnesses that are uniquely yours that no other people suffer from,
4. if there are no people anywhere in the Middle East that you are related to,
5. if you are cooking your own Ashkenazi cuisines that no other people in the world know nothing about,
6. if you are speaking your own language – Yiddish – that no other people in the world spoke,
7. where does you ridiculous idea about returning to the Middle East come from?